3 simple truths

Author: Merlin

Date: April 6, 2001

by Merlin
4-06-01
If someone hits your car and you don't file a police report the other person will say you hit them and sue you.
DUDE, you ran a red light and fucked up my car?
It wasn't me!
Why pay a hooker to suck your dick for $50, when you can trick a crackhead into doing it for free.
Where's that $10 you promised me?
It wasn't me!
No matter how hard you think about it ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
IT IS ME...