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by Meroinx
4-05-05
I wonder if hippies are edible...
I bet they taste like Skittles.
There's only one way to find out!

 

by Meroinx
4-05-05
May I please hammer you?
Probably not. I'm allergic to metal.
That sucks.
Yeah, especially since I have braces.
I wonder if I am!
Ahhhh! Get it away!

 

by Meroinx
4-05-05
Guess what?
Oh! I love these. What?
I got a let...
I win! Get it? Cause you told me to guess, and I did, therefore I win!
It says, "You have just wo...
Stop interrpting me.

 

by Meroinx
4-05-05
Hey! Mrs. Nun!
What do you get when you cross Jesus and a chainsaw?
What?

 

by Meroinx
4-05-05
I sure love steak! I just eat it and eat it and eat it! I'd eat it right off the cow!
Chow time!
I sure love pork!

 

by Meroinx
4-05-05
Heya buddy! How are you?
Not bad, you?
Great! I just found this dead guy with $500 on him over there!
Down there, eh?

 

by Meroinx
4-05-05
Hey, um... Wanna go out some time?
Umm, sure. Why not?
Probably because I'm a convicted rapist.
Whew! That one almost got away!

 

by Meroinx
4-05-05
Apparently, I have a child in India.
Really? Wow.
Have fun finding your mother.

 

by Meroinx
4-05-05
What are you?
I'm an anime character!
So...
^_^
How do you smell?

 

by Meroinx
4-05-05
We just got a letter! We just got a letter!
We just got a letter! Wonder who it's from!
It's a bill.

 

by Meroinx
4-05-05
What are you doing?
Hanging myself on the wall.
May I ask why?
No.
Oh noes! I've been framed!

 

by Meroinx
4-05-05
We have so many things in common!
Um, like what?
We're both sitting.
Oh.
Except I can get up. Bye.

 

by Meroinx
4-05-05
I always wondered: Are any pirates really gay?
What ye be meanin'?
Well, everyone always says that pirates are gay, but didn't you pillage women and towns?
No. Ye be mistaken.
It gets mighty lonely at sea.

 

by Meroinx
4-05-05
Are you my clone?
Not exactly.
It looks like you are. What's different?
Well, I have the hammer in my left hand, and the nail in my right.
Oh.
And I'm a girl.

 

by Meroinx
4-05-05
You don't looks suspicious at all. Wanna come home with me to play video games?
Uhh, I don't think--
C'mon! It'll be fun!
Oh fine.
Well, come on in!

 

by Meroinx
4-05-05
I guess I better start hammering...

 

by Meroinx
4-05-05
Oh noes! Are you the ghost of Christmas Past?
No. I'm the ghost of your girlfriend.
Oh! About that... That was an accident.
I'm sure. The chainsaw must have made you say, "It's time for you do die now, Jeane!" and then rip me apart for three hours.
You were alive for three hours?

 

by Meroinx
4-05-05
Well, the world exploded.
Goo.
Everyone is dead except you and me.
Gaa.
Now, I fear we must re-colonize the Earth!
Gee?

 

by Meroinx
4-05-05
It seems I have died.
Yes that is very unfortunate.
So how did you die?
Oh, I never died. I'm God.
You're kidding, right?

 

by Meroinx
4-05-05
I'll see you in Hell!
Crap.

 

by Meroinx
4-05-05
"Dear Satan:..."
There's a colon when it's a business letter, right?
Yes.
OK. "Dear Satan: I'd like to leave Hell now. If that could be arranged, it would be super-duper. --------------Lots of Love, Mr. Stick." How's that?
Maybe a little too strong on the "friendliness". Oh, did you remember not to indent?

 

by Meroinx
4-05-05
You wanted to see me?
Yes. I'd like to get out of Hell now, please.
I don't think that can be arranged.
Pretty please with sprinkles on top?
No.
I didn't want to have to use this...

 

by Meroinx
4-05-05
Well, good job, sir. You've really outdone yourself this time.
Sorry.
Everyone in hell is now in heaven, since you've killed Satan.
I mean: What am I supposed to do with this?!

 

by Meroinx
4-05-05
Why not just send them all to purgatory?
That's actually not a bad idea!
This isn't so bad.
I am ---, lord of Purgatory, and I say, 'You will not leave!'
I didn't want to have to use this!

 

by Meroinx
4-05-05
Well, since you destroyed Hell and Purgatory, I have decided to make you Satan until I can find a better one.
Wow! Really?
Yes. I suppose you can't do too much harm.
Later...
I'm sorry, "Drizzt" isn't on the list. Did you check heaven?

 

by Meroinx
4-05-05
Hiya God.
I have some bad news, Mr. Stick. We've found a replacement Satan.
What?! I was just getting started! How did you find a replacement so fast?
We drew names out of a hat.
So who is it?
Hail Hitler! Heheh

 

by Meroinx
4-05-05
Well, God, it was nice doing business with you. Can I go back to Earth now?
I'm sorry Mr. Stick; you died.
For real!?
Yes. I'm afraid you can't go back.
I didn't want to have to do this...

 

by Meroinx
4-06-05
Little bird, sometimes I think you're the only one that understands me.
Nobody that I meet really listens to me. In fact, most aof them are dead within five minutes.
Oh sob! It's happening again!

 

by Meroinx
4-06-05
Wanna join my club?
What's it called?
It's called the "People murdered by Mr. Stick" Club.
Oh.
You're in.

 

by Meroinx
4-06-05
Mmm. Yes. That looks excellent.
Oh yeah, very nice indeed.
Excuse me?
Oh, Hi! I didn't see you standing there!

 

by Meroinx
4-06-05
Hey, have you seen Mr. Stick around?
No, why?
I need to kill him for a second.
Uhhh...
Oh, not like that! I'm Satan.
Oh...

 

by Meroinx
4-06-05
So, do you want to go out sometime?
How did you get in my room?
Hey, Mr. Stick. Can I talk to your for a second in private?
Can't you see I'm a little busy?
I actually broke in through the window!

 

by Meroinx
4-06-05
Excuse me, sir...
Uhh...
Video games made me do it?

 

by Meroinx
4-06-05
Once upon a time, there was a king who called upon his magical fairy friend to help him make the people in his kingdom happier.
What ever could you want, my great king?
Just some grain to make the Anderson family feel welcome here.
Just then...
Yeah, you get outta here, pip squeak!
Hey, weird crown dude, got any matches? There's a huge ol' brick place up there, and I put dynamite all around it.

 

by Meroinx
4-06-05
Hey, guess what?!
What?
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I hate you.

 

by Meroinx
4-06-05
Today, class, we're going to learn the ABCs.
Do you see them up there above the board?
Do you?

 

by Meroinx
4-06-05
I think you deserve to die.
Um, what?
And so it shall be!
Waaah!

 

by Meroinx
4-10-05
Hey!
Heya bloke! Want to see a trick?
Sure!
Ok, now look directly into the spyglass!
Ok. Now what?
Captain! Full speed ahead. My fly is unzipped!

 

by Meroinx
4-10-05
Soft! Hark! Ye odle telescope!
Hi.
Dost thou not yearn for the colliers of olde?
Oh.
Freestylin', babe.

 

by Meroinx
4-10-05
"Dear Sir or Ma'am, we would like you to join the 'BAMthrax' club."
"...Each week, you will be sent a quantity of our premium blend anthrax, depending on your subscription type."
"Included is a free sample."

 

by Meroinx
4-10-05
Give it to me baby, nice and slow. Climb on top, ride you in the rodeo. You ain't never heard a sound like this before.
It's like a race who can get underssed quicker. Isn't it erotic it is to watch em in thongs. Had me thinking 'bout that ace after I'm gone.
I touch the right spot at the right time. Lights on or off, she like it from behi---
That's enough for now.

 

by Meroinx
4-10-05
Sir, you haven't been paying your bills recently, have you?
Uhh... No.
Well then you might want to talk to me about a life changing decision that could be made by joining LifeOne Consolidation.
You'll never take me alive, coppers!

 

by Meroinx
4-10-05
And now for something completely different!
You know I love you, Donkey Puppet, but I can't continue this! You're too abrasive.
Shut up, before I smack you up!
Fine! I'm leaving!
Don't you walk out on me like this! I'm the DP! I can do what eva I want!
80 years later...
I've changed my ways. I can't live without you!
What? I can't see you!

 

by Meroinx
4-10-05
Ho-Ho-Ho! Merry Christmas, little boy.
Santa!! I only want one thing this year: Love.
That's very nice, little boy.
I wish everyone on Earth would love each other.
Like... More than friends.

 

by Meroinx
4-10-05
Hey Mr. Stick, I need you t---
Hi! I'm not here right now, but if you leave your name and number and a brief message, I'll get right back to you.
But you're right there.
No I'm not.
I mean: Beep!

 

by Meroinx
4-10-05
Hey Satan. I have a dilemma.
You don't have to call me Satan. MY name's Reed.
Whatever. Anyways, There's this girl I met today at the beach. She's really nice and all, but I haven't killed someone in ages...
So you want to kill her instead of have a fun time with this really great girl?
Oh I'm so confused! I don't know where I'm going in my life!

 

by Meroinx
4-10-05
Listen, Sandy, I don't think we can see each other any more.
Why not?
It's beacause I have two heads. I don't think someone with two heads should date someone with one.
But you have one head.
She's onto me!

 

by Meroinx
4-10-05
Oh god! Someone please help me! Someone has stabbed me forty nine times in the back of the head and seventeen in the torso! My brains are coming out of my stomach and can't stop crying blood!
Hehehe
Hahahaha!
I'm completely certain I will die within the next minute because it seems that my stomach, liver, colon, and eyes have ruptured. My lungs are filling with bloods and other bodily items!
I suppose we should help him now, huh?
Or we could catch the last showing of Million Dollar Baby.

 

by Meroinx
4-11-05
Hi. Do you habe a tissue I cad use?
Let's see...
I might have one in HERE!
I think you're not supposed to wear adythig uder the trenchcoat.

 

by Meroinx
4-11-05
Hello everybody and welcome to Action News 8. I'm your anchor, Jon Snyder.
Good evening. I'm Jen Snyder.
No relation.
I sure as hell hope not...

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