The Ambiguously Gay Flashback

Author: MetalZombie

Date: January 28, 2004

by MetalZombie
1-28-04
"There I was when I was a child..." "You don't look any different..." "Shut up, you killed me at a young age!"
Son, you must remember the proper use of your horns in foreplay!
Oh yay! Are you going to teach me?
"Ooh, look! It's the Fairies!" "*cough* Moving along..." "No, I wanna stay!"
*tee-hee* Let's have Fairy sex!
*giggle giggle* Okay! Let me just take my shirt off!
"And this was me when I got my first job." "OMG it's Osmond! That's so gross!" "I never said I was proud of it..."
A job? Sure, I'll take it!
All right, lube up those horns, honey!