God will smite me for this one...

Author: MetalZombie

Date: January 29, 2004

by MetalZombie
1-29-04
In a church somewhere...
Now then, let us all pray...
Dear lord, thank you for this day...
Oh wait, this isn't a strip club is it?
SINNERS!! HOW DARE YOU BRING SUCH LANGUAGE INTO THIS HOLY PLACE!!
Crap, dude, this is a church!!
That must explain why the whores are dressed like nuns tonight!!