Dont Insult A Kangaroo

Author: MichaelMartin

Date: July 1, 2004

by MichaelMartin
7-01-04
Success
Hey, I'm a sad-act pimp who insults animals and always gets away with it. Watch, Hey you fucking cow you suck balls!
Moo?
success
Hey, You fucked up son of a whore. You sucked yo mommas tits, if she has any, you are such a shitface cockmaster.
Gobble!!!
FAIL
You think I'm going to hop around letting you insult me. Hell no! I'm one bad-assed kangaroo.