Britney at the oscars

Author: Michallica

Date: April 15, 2001

by Michallica
4-15-01
At the OSCAR winning festival
And the winner for the best singing performence is:
No... MEEEEEEE????
BRITNEY SPEARS!!!
Oh.. I'M SOOOOOO HAPPY NOW!!!! I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MY MOMMY AND MY DADDY AND EVERYONE I LOVE AND MY DOG AND....
There should be an Oscar for "BIGGEST SLUT". In fact I think she would even win 2 Oscars....