Away Mission

Author: MikeBrown

Date: December 6, 2005

by MikeBrown
12-06-05
Scouting Mission: Planet Garglax
Hey, Henson. I just wanted to thank you for the ride.
Wha --? What are you talking about? Aren't you the alien I was supposed to find?
Me? Nah. I've been riding microscopically in your crotch for three weeks waiting for you to get in the transporter so I could return to normal size.
Three weeks? But three weeks ago I was on shore leave on at Starbase Pleasuron 7. You mean --?
Yep. Maybe you should stay away from those discount prostitutes "Mr. Big Spender". See ya. It's been fun.
DAMMIT! The docotor said that ointment should've cleared it all up!