Old Man Alzheimer's

Author: MikeyG

Date: October 29, 2003

by MikeyG
10-29-03
Has anyone seen where I left my dignity?
All I've got here, Geoff, is some Jujyfruits.
I got a jujyfruit, too, sweet mama!
No, you don't, Geoff. You broke it off in my ass 2 years ago last Thursday.
Well, gee, do I have any Goobers down there either?
No, those fell off on their own accord. If you miss your Jujyfruit so much, come over here and try to suck-start my old colon. Maybe it'll dislodge.