Eggs of Satan 2

Author: MikeyG

Date: October 30, 2003

by MikeyG
10-30-03
Condoleeza in the Hot Spot
You see, the information we received was checked thoroughly, and the speechwriters...
So basically, Condoleeza, it sounds like a load of hooey!
We rely on information through our intelligence sources. If they were less than accurate, who takes the blame for that?
Well gee, douchestain, I guess that's gonna have to be YOU!
Wait a sec... What's that swirly shit in the background? And why am I explaining myself to a rabbit with a gun? Who the hell are you?
I'm your conscience, beyotch! Now drop trou, I got a metaphorical bullet for yo' ass!