Eggs of Satan 3

Author: MikeyG

Date: October 30, 2003

by MikeyG
10-30-03
Morgan Deals With a Groupie
Um...We haven't made a decision yet, Bel'Zthokth
But you KNOW you need a triangle player in a rock band, right? And you are to address me as Bel'Zkthokth, Shapeshifting Demon Ruler of Heck, Hell, And H-E-Double Hockeysticks!
Don't leave! Perhaps if I took a more pleasing form, it would influence your decision, yes?
Dude, unless you can shapeshift your ass into a goddamn Yuengling, me AND my bitchnipples are outta here.
POOF!
Don't be so sure, mortal!
Aaack! You've routed out MY true form! Well, now that the ice is broken, it's Communion time!