FTCX: To Boldy Go Where No Flan Has Gone Before....

Author: MikeyG

Date: November 21, 2003

by MikeyG
11-21-03
So what would you like for Christmas, little boy?
A belt sander!
What would you like for Christmas, little girl?
Matches!
And what would YOU like for Christmas, Patrick Stewart?
A threesome with Halle Berry and Rebecca Romaine Lettuce! I couldn't catch a number off either one of them in BOTH X-Men!