FTC X: Plant-a-clause is coming to town

Author: MikeyG

Date: November 21, 2003

by MikeyG
11-21-03
So what would you like for Christmas, little boy?
A belt sander!
What would you like for Christmas, little girl?
Matches!
Hey, wait a sec...weren't you the Sicilian in the Princess Bride?
Wait a sec...aren't YOU a fat, ruddy son of a bitch in cheap-ass clothes? What, bitch? I thought so.