FTC X: 'Twas the Night Before Kiss Ms.

Author: MikeyG

Date: November 21, 2003

by MikeyG
11-21-03
So what would you like for Christmas, little boy?
A belt sander!
What would you like for Christmas, little girl?
Matches!
And what can Santa give YOU for Christmas, Mr. Alien?
Forgiveness, I guess, and a new penis. I found out the hard way that Mrs. Claus can suck an Elephant through 100 feet of fiber optic cable.