CC 222: A Big Ol' Deuce-Egg

Author: MikeyG

Date: December 1, 2003

by MikeyG
12-01-03
Cock! Piss, shit, cockety cock cock!!! Who the fuck are you?
I am Schmuley Schwarzenegger, brother of Arnold, and YOU are interrupting the filming of Terminator 7: Rise of TOBOR.
Terminator 7? What happened to 4, 5, and 6?
Optioned out to friggin' Sri Lankan film companies. We spent a lot of money on attaining the rights, so the film is kinda low-budget.
Well, shit on my tongue and slap me with a porcupine! Who would sign onto a clunker like this?
Steve Pitt, Manuel L. Jackson, Tim Cruise, Enid Zellweger, Nigel 'Lefty' Zeta-Jones, and Eric Roberts.