Eggs of Satan 12: Morgan In The Middle: Where he at?

Author: MikeyG

Date: December 2, 2003

by MikeyG
12-02-03
Morgan In The Park
§ Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleooooon...§
Hello, American swine. I have come to burn your children.
Oh, my! I don't have any kids! But perhaps my life partner and I will be able to adopt someday...
I was told the Average American has 2.5 children. Are you not an Average American?
No, silly, I'm a Savage American. I make slow, yet violent love to terrorist Kangaroos.
...All right, but really quick. My wife is gonna be here in two shakes.