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| This just in: StripCreatoria is in utter chaos today over a new comic contest started by ivytheplant. | |
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| Yes, Blonald, it seems that no one has used an actual reporter as specified in the rules. They seem to focus on Kaddar's 'Host' character. | |
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| Scientists have attributed this to Ken Kaufman's masturbation habits. It is common knowledge that every time one cranks one off, God kills a kitten. Now cats are dying. | |
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| Apparently Kaufman has blown straight through all the kittens in the world in a two-day spankfest. So many Stripcreatorians have lost their cats that their comic judgement has become clouded. | |
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| For the love of Brad, Kaufman! StripCreatoria will disappear and so will I! Say my name, Bastian! Oops, wrong scenario. Dude, just stop a-whackin' off! | |
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| I think not, Asian Girl! MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Come, kitty...your time draws nigh! | |
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