ZS #5: The Love Glove Boat

Author: MikeyG

Date: December 8, 2003

by MikeyG
12-08-03
Excuse me, kind lady. I would like to dry-hump you to Michael Bolton's 'Time, Love, and Tenderness".
I am not a lady, dammit! You're the sixth jerk to do that to me this HOUR!
oh.
Are you drunkards even aware this is a GAY cruise?
Well, whatever floats your boat, Gilligan. Let's bump some uglies.
Ye GODS I hope that isn't the only thing floating this boat. *sigh* All right, let's go. Just not in the mouth, okay?