ZS #8: Lezzie McGuire

Author: MikeyG

Date: December 9, 2003

by MikeyG
12-09-03
What's up, girl? We haven't talked in ages! What did you want to see me for?
The reason I'm meeting you is because I need a sixth for an all-girl midget orgy. It'll be me, my sister Janie, and hopefully you taking on three midget chicks.
You sure HAVE changed since the last time I talked to you. I'm gonna have to take a pass on that one.
So I guess that's out then. You don't wanna be my girlfriend do you?
Christ, I wish these goddamn StripCreators wouldn't cater to some archaic male fantasy just to give the guy readers a hard-on.
Why are YOU complaining? I'm the one who looks like a bloody sex maniac now!