FTC 12: Caught No-Handed

Author: MikeyG

Date: December 9, 2003

by MikeyG
12-09-03
And with this magic hat, you'll come alive.
Hotdiggity, I'm alive!
What's the first thing you wanna do, Frosty?
Hmmm...
It wasn't me, man! It was the evil snow-dude from the Nestea commercials!
Well, that's better than the first two defenses. Somehow I don't see 'Nicole Simpson's REAL killer' and 'Robert Blake' as viable suspects.