ZS #10: The Mung and the Restless

Author: MikeyG

Date: December 10, 2003

by MikeyG
12-10-03
This party sucks a bunch of wombat pus.
That not very nice. Give Chan Jack Daniels or Chan piss on stupid fat American.
Chan, you were never a huge partier, what happened?
Me sold into indentured servitude by white devil. Older sister sold to crazy demon with feet for ears and raped for long time.
That sucks. But with every beer I drink, you're looking a year older. I figure in two more beers, you're legal. Then it's shag-time.
This why me no come to Young Republican Frat Party anymore.