Jesus Took It Up The Ass For Your Sins 7

Author: MikeyG

Date: December 11, 2003

by MikeyG
12-11-03
"Jesus Shaved His Millenia-Old Pubes For Yo' Ass."
"Jesus, If You Pleazus."
"Jesus lived in Cleveland for your sins."
Nyet, nein, and not bloody likely.
"Jesus fucked a goat for your sins."
"Jesus licked stamps for your sins."
"Jesus worked for Starbucks for your sins"?
No. NO!!!
'Kaufman Presents Bicycle Mishaps: Jesus Died For Your Shins.'
Don't you have some lads to bugger?