FTC 13: We Pish You a Merry Christmas

Author: MikeyG

Date: December 11, 2003

by MikeyG
12-11-03
Boy, this year is going to be an interesting one.
Why, boss? Production is through the roof, and morale has never been better since we all switched to Geico.
That's just it. The Naughty Index is up to 89% this year! We're overstocked!
Holy Jizz Turrets, Santa! What are we going to do?
Who the hell gave me all these Pokemon, Olsen Twins, and 'Flava' dolls?
I dunno, but I decided for Christmas to give you a 'hand'.
Here ya go!
Now let's fuck.