ZS #12: The Goodyear Pimp

Author: MikeyG

Date: December 15, 2003

by MikeyG
12-15-03
Yo yo yo! Fo'shnizzle mah nizzle! Wassup, beyotch?
Hey, I'm here for the X-mas party.
This ain't no X-Mas party, beyotch. This is a recruitin' party, t'rown bah me, Pimpzilla Spectakula!
Oh. Well, I guess I've got the wrong address.
No you didn't, you fahn piece o' black ass. This be jes' the right place fo' yo' ass.
Look, I got turned out once back in Da Nang, I killed a couple V.C., had to beg asylum. I'll pass this time.