FTC 14: Butch Casts-it-Deep and the Bumdance Kid

Author: MikeyG

Date: December 16, 2003

by MikeyG
12-16-03
Happy Birthday, Jesus! Santa sends his love...and this present.
That milk-swilling glory hound? Put it with the others.
...and I want a doggy, and another leg for Jimmy, and a seashell, and a Polly Perky Tits dolly, and...
For the last time, I'm not Santa!! Now go play in Saddam's bunker.
Jesus? I was hoping maybe this Christmas I could get you off that cross and we could make sweet, passionate love by the fireplace.
You wanna nail me? It's been done.