CC 224: Vegetarian Asserole

Author: MikeyG

Date: December 17, 2003

by MikeyG
12-17-03
*sniff*
...I don't know, officer! I walked in and all I saw was gallons of blood and a severed arm!
Oh, poor Lance!
*sob*
Well, Mr. Floiven, where were you until you arrived at your home?
*sniff*
I was at Ms. Greenbeans, the vegetarian store Lance and I run. This is horrible!
*sniff*
Mr. Floiven, your boyfriend was hacked to bits and lightly sauteed in a delectable bearnaise sauce. Any idea where the weapon came from?
*sob*
I don't know, officer. We're vegetarians! We don't even own a steak knife!
*sniff*
That would explain the note saying, "Dreadfully sorry 'bout ruining the Mont Blanc set. Couldn't find a thing else to stab 'im with."