FTC 14: Disappeared Beard

Author: MikeyG

Date: December 18, 2003

by MikeyG
12-18-03
Happy Birthday, Jesus! Santa sends his love...and this present.
That milk-swilling glory hound? Put it with the others.
...and I want a doggy, and another leg for Jimmy, and a seashell, and a Polly Perky Tits dolly, and...
For the last time, I'm not Santa!! Now go play in Saddam's bunker.
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, deedly-dee...
What do you think about me shavin' the beard, man?
I mean, when was the last time you saw a clean shaven Jesus?