Secks-Men part 9

Author: MikeyG

Date: December 29, 2003

by MikeyG
12-29-03
And who are YOU supposed to be?
I'm Droolverine.
I drown enemies in puddles of saliva while I relentlessly hump their leg.
Let me guess...
Apocapussylips?
No, no, no.
I'm Fagbeato.
I narrowmindedly beat up homosexuals, all the while getting a homosexual thrill from it and denying my own love of the cock.
I'm Cumspot. With the power of man-honey, I turn into a crap-flinging monkey.
This is the Secks-Men, dude.
You're looking for the Poo Mutants, who are over there taking turns getting Cleveland Steamers.