FTC 16: Happy New Fears!

Author: MikeyG

Date: January 2, 2004

by MikeyG
1-02-04
2004 approaching, sir!
Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it.
OH... MY... GOD!!!
What is it, corporal?? What do you see!!
Howdy, boys!
I up'n decided t'visit the troops on this Noo Yearz! Ain't y'all happy to see yer Prez?
Aw, shit. Just like Thanksgiving, except this time the fucker's got a fake bottle of champagne.