Happy Times in Mikeytown

Author: MikeyG

Date: January 5, 2004

by MikeyG
1-05-04
Michael, how are you feeling?
I know things with you and your girlfriend haven't been great lately.
Thanks, but dealing with the problem myself, I've found, is the best way to handle things.
Hey, that's great.
Listen, I'm getting a lot of flak from your stepmother about the condition of your room...
What?
I pay my rent, right?
I don't shit on the floor, right?
There's no food or socks on the floor.
I'm just disorganized.
That's not good enough, Michael.
Holy shit.
I'm 26, you fat monkey in a man-suit.
I don't eat your food, and I barely use your electricity.
Stand up to your wife or I'll piss on the furniture.