FTC 17: Mad Cracks: BeYanni the Thunderdome

Author: MikeyG

Date: January 6, 2004

by MikeyG
1-06-04
Good evening. We have a developing story out of New York City where a riot is going on right now. Let's go to Phil McCracken live on the scene.
I'm here with Red Thompson, who has been a witness to the carnage since the beginning. Red, can you tell us how this riot started?
Well, a bunch of white people got really mad and started saying stuff like 'Fudge!', and 'Sugar!' because the new Celine Dion CD was sold out.
I'm guessing that's when the National Guard arrived en masse and 'broke it up' with prejudice.