FTC 17: Some Maniac Unearthed Rioting & Fear

Author: MikeyG

Date: January 7, 2004

by MikeyG
1-07-04
Good evening. We have a developing story out of New York City where a riot is going on right now. Let's go to Phil McCracken live on the scene.
I'm here with Red Thompson, who has been a witness to the carnage since the beginning. Red, can you tell us how this riot started?
A strange fly started biting people on the ass!
Then the people turned purple and started shouting "Gnap! Gnap!" and biting each other's asses.
All's not well in the King's Forest...