FTC 18: All Jail King Burger!

Author: MikeyG

Date: January 14, 2004

by MikeyG
1-14-04
What can I get you sir?
I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here.
Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want.
Well in that case maybe I will have something.
...And that's when he plopped his penis on the counter and said, "Ever had a Bearded Blood Sausage?"
That still doesn't explain the lipstick on your trousers.