FTC 18: As The World Churns

Author: MikeyG

Date: January 14, 2004

by MikeyG
1-14-04
What can I get you sir?
I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here.
Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want.
Well in that case maybe I will have something.
Stop looking at me like that, sir.
I'm not on the menu.
It be a shame, son.
If you reconsider, you may churn my butter anytime you wish.