Worst Things to Say

Author: MikeyG

Date: January 22, 2004

by MikeyG
1-22-04
At a funeral
BOO HOO! *sniff* Poor Andre! I can't believe he died! He's such a good friend of mine!
Not anymore he ain't.
At a wake
Poor, poor Jenny. She looks so peaceful there in her coffin. Don't you think, Mikey?
No way, dude! She looks HOT!
Visiting a dead relative
We all miss you, Aunt Beatrice! We've all come here to give you our love. Mikey, what are you doing?
*mmph* Damn, this bitch got mad chewy after she croaked.