World's Worst Things to Say 2

Author: MikeyG

Date: January 22, 2004

by MikeyG
1-22-04
During Sex
Oh! Oh! Mikey, you're incredible!
Thanks! I thought I was gonna have a rough time getting it up to fuck a fat chick, but I guess I was wrong!
During a Job Interview
Hmmm...you seem to be overqualified, Mr. G, but we've decided you'd be an asset to our company. Welcome aboard!
Nice tits.
During Sex II
Did you just come inside me?
No, baby, don't worry. It's just piss.