World's Worst Things to Say 4

Author: MikeyG

Date: January 22, 2004

by MikeyG
1-22-04
On a Date II
You seem uncomfortable. Are you nervous?
No, it's just that when I asked you out, I never realized what a big, fat ass you have.
During an Orgy
Whose cock is this?!?!
Oh, my apologies. I'll take that back now.
To Your Mom
MIIIIKE! Make your bed!
I can't, ma! The chicken I sacrificed is slowly bleeding to death on it!