World's Worst Things To Say

Author: MikeyG

Date: January 23, 2004

by MikeyG
1-23-04
In the Boss' office
Mr. G, I've brought you in here today to talk to you about your excessive lateness.
*Whew!* I thought you finally realized I piss in your coffee.
In the Boss' office II
Mr. G, I have no idea what you are going to do to make up for this egregious foul-up.
Well, I do. Let me go get my kneepads and my dental dam.
In the Boss' office III
I'd like YOU to be the one to handle the Bumstead account, Mr. G.
Nice! That means I don't have to break into your desk tonight to take a look at it!