World's Worst Things to Say in....

Author: MikeyG

Date: January 23, 2004

by MikeyG
1-23-04
The Boss' Office IV
The reason that I called you into my office is because the other clowns are complaining about the smell in the Funny Car.
I poo'd myself.
The Boss' Office V
Nurse G, can you get me the kidney ready for transplant?
Um... *BUUUUUURRRRRP* No can do, Doc.
The Boss' Office VI
Listen, Mikey, the reason I've brought you in here is because we really just don't feel comfortable with a male working at the Angry Lesbian Coalition Headquarters.
Oh. If I showed you my penis, would it help?