Worst Things to Say at Family Dinner

Author: MikeyG

Date: January 26, 2004

by MikeyG
1-26-04
Uno
Dude, mom looked HOT in that nightie this morning!
Dos
I've decided to wear a diaper to the dinner table so I can eat uninterrupted.
Tres
This meatloaf looks just like the bomb I dropped in the toilet a half hour ago.