FTC 21: SUCKling the Corporate Teat

Author: MikeyG

Date: February 2, 2004

by MikeyG
2-02-04
Daniel, I need to see those reports right now.
Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet.
What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel.
Well, what happened was...
If this is gonna be another lame excuse, why don't we skip that step and go straight to the gobbling?
*sigh* All right, let me just get the Office Kneepads, the splatter guard, and my dental dam.