Superbowl Halftime Show - Who Knew?

Author: MikeyG

Date: February 2, 2004

by MikeyG
2-02-04
And now, Janet Jackson and I will be singing a song!
Thank you, Justin Timberlake! It's called 'Punch Me In The Nuts And Shove A Frozen Weasel In My Ass.'
"Baby, Baby I want to smoke your twat like a bong and nail your floppy pancake titties to the wall!"
"Baby, I swear to God after your part of the song I'm gonna gag on your tubesteak and finesse your balls"
Oh my God! This was NOT planned, ladies and gentlemen!
*mmgorfmmschlurp, slurp*