World's Worst Things to Say to a Guy in a Kilt 4

Author: MikeyG

Date: February 7, 2004

by MikeyG
2-07-04
1
Dude, the deep-fryer's not on, I SWEAR. Dip 'em in!
2
Dinnae bind oer, lad, or auld Besom MacGregor'll cop a hotchin deek at ye bollocks 'n choc-box!
3
Fag.