World's Worst Things to Say to a Guy in a Kilt 8

Author: MikeyG

Date: February 7, 2004

by MikeyG
2-07-04
How many times have I told you to wipe your nuts before you step on my carpet?
Where's your other hand?
Hey, is there a Haggis Hut around here?
Yeah, it's on the outskirts of town.