The Adventures of Bejesus!

Author: MikeyG

Date: February 12, 2004

by MikeyG
2-12-04
Whoa! It's Jesus!
No, I am not Jesus. I am his cousin, Bejesus.
Oh. You look so much like Jesus, though. Is it some kinda Patty Duke identical cousins thing?
Something like that. So, you need any miracles?
Can you heal the sick?
Well, more like nurse the afflicted. Meaning if you've got a corn or bunion, call on Bejesus.