Crabby vs Boozer

Author: MikeyG

Date: February 23, 2004

by MikeyG
2-23-04
Boozer, I have come for the ancient, sacred bottle of Goofy Juice.
Aha. I knew this day drew nigh. How nigh I knew this day was nigh I did not know.
Prepare to meet the wrath of my glasses.
Now I know you, demon. Thou art Crabby, Eternal Holder of the Glasses Cosmic. Thou art truly not how mine own imagination had rendered thee.
Look, I had the flu really bad for a couple of weeks, okay? I just have to eat more protein.
Does that have anything to do with why you're stabbing that baby in the middle of its forehead with the bottle?