Crabby vs. Boozer 2

Author: MikeyG

Date: February 23, 2004

by MikeyG
2-23-04
It appears to be a baby to the naked eye, but it is actually an elaborate guise for my nipple catheter!
Why the hell do you have a nipple catheter?
Because my powers, like yours, are tied to the intake of sacred booze.
And you have found a way to perpetually pump it into your bloodstream!
Yes! Are you not impressed with my sheer genius?
Not really, buddy. If you think about it, a beer helmet serves essentially the same purpose and only looks half as retarded.