Worst Answers to 'How will you make this company better?' 5

Author: MikeyG

Date: March 4, 2004

by MikeyG
3-04-04
1
State laws don't say I have to tell the people I WORK next to I've been convicted of a sex crime!
2
Whip out the ol' Tallywhacker and I'll show ya, chief.
3
I'll sabotage it so it becomes fodder for a hostile takeover by Ivytopia.