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| Welcome to Channel Juan News. President Bush upped the threat level to Red today, and made a passionate appeal to the American people to keep their eyes open for terrorist activity. | |
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| Yes, when asked what may have sparked this threat level increase, President Bush said he was hesistant to make any accusations until all the facts are in. There's a first for everything, I suppose. | |
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| During this press conference, President Bush was asked what could have sparked the threat level being raised, Bush responded, "They dun stole mah fayv'rite suspenders!" | |
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| According to Secretary of State Powell, who also spoke during the conference, Al-Qaeda and Hezbollah operatives top the list of suspects. | |
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| The press conference was cut short, however, when President Bush opened his jacket and realized he was WEARING his favorite suspenders. | |
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| "Shucks! Never mind!", said the President, "I wuz wearin' 'em the whole durn tahm! My bad!" The nation collectively exhaled. | |
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