Assy McFat

Author: MikeyG

Date: March 12, 2004

by MikeyG
3-12-04
What do you want on your pizza?
Nothing. I haven't been able to eat pizza since you got a large pie with extra puppies on it last time.
Why won't you visit me anymore?
Last time I visited you I got spooked out by the conga line of children smothered in ranch dressing being lead into your kitchen.
I'm still hungry.
I guess the kindergarten you wolfed down before didn't hit the spot, huh?