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| Check out my new American Flag pin! | |
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| Pin? Then why did I see an Astronaut land there five minutes ago and stick it in you? | |
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| The Star Trek marathon was on for three days! | |
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| That's about the same amount of time it takes for me to look from one side of you to the other. | |
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| This shirt is a bit snug. | |
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| Dude, if you lifted one of those fat rolls, I bet you'd find Jimmy Hoffa or some shit. | |
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